Panic Hardware

Hoffner To Hobner, Von Duprin To Von Dubrin: More Than Mirror Reflections

They name them to fool you!

Von Dubrin Panic Hardware is just not a company. It does not exist, and if anybody tells you it does, they are either liars, or fools, or cheats. And the lattermost is most likely. Specially if you are in a small town or in any country outside of the USA. Just as Von Dubrin Panic Hardware developed from Von Duprin Panic Hardware, in the same way you have Hoffner guitars give way to 'Hobner' guitars, and so on and so forth. There are many companies that try to do just this, fool people into believing they are some already well-known, well established companies that can give you the kind of sophisticated services that the better established company can. Von Dubrin Panic Hardware is the best such example in the panic hardware business.

As the panic hardware business is all about safety, it is very unsafe to install a Von Dubrin Panic Hardware. But once must admire their skills. The b in Von Dubrin Panic Hardware, the rogue letter, really, is very close to its cousin p. p and b are close cousins that allow Von Dubrin Panic Hardware to fool millions of customers around the world. But the reason they succeed is because the face shape of saying the p in Von Duprin is the same as the face shape of saying b in Von Dubrin Panic Hardware. As a result of this there are very many languages and dialects that mix up or confuse the two sounds. In fact, there are many languages that would prefer to keep the b of Von Dubrin Panic Hardware over the p of the original because p is more difficult to say than b.

Von Dubrin Panic Hardware is therefore smart in that way. Hoffner and Hobner doesn't cut it like Von Duprin and Von Dubrin Panic Hardware because f and b are contrasting sounds, f is soft and b is a hard, heavy sound. P is softer than b, but in a locking mechanism like Von Dubrin Panic Hardware claims to be, a heavy, hard sound usually does more to convince the layman. That is why Von Duprin should consider changing their name to Von Dubrin Panic Hardware. This might boost their sales a lot. It will certainly improve their ad copy. Von Duprin indicates sophistry, but these days with miscreants getting strong, what we need is the strength of Von Dubrin Panic Hardware. And the b in Von Dubrin Panic Hardware will never let you forget it.